Reuben-Ese

Hey!!! If you remember the episode iWin a date, you might remember the weird gut Reuben who made up his OWN language called Reuben-ese. Here are a couple of phrases in reuben-ese:

Hello. How are you today?
'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?

I'm fine. Thank you.
You can't drink two jars of applesauce if you don't lift the guard dog.

I think you are cute.
Wow, you can make a dog bark faster than a fish can climb a tree.

I think you are gross.
You've got ointment all over your bumble berry.

I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake.
Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?

No
Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?

Yes
Does neon spaghetti take a sandwich ride down to the polo field?

I ate too much.
Ugh, I've got more pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.

I would like to go on a double date with you and your friend.
I'm ready to hang my socks on the monkey parade.

Please, calm down.
You don't need bubble-wrap to know when it's chowder time.

Good bye.
See ya at the ketchup factory, Bubbleface.

Make your OWN language and send it to me at samigrl1234@gmail.com

I will try to make a contest. So, look out for that!

Bye!
-Sami